🎉 Shadows of Aethro Daily Chaos Report 🎉

Today’s headlines from the realm of blocky madness:

🕒 Bossbar Toggle!
Tired of your screen yelling at you about playtime rewards? Do /rewards bossbar toggle and tell it to shut up.

📜 MOTD Shenanigans
Every time you log in now, the server will scream a Message of the Day at you. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. (Most of the time.)

📦 Box of Horrors
New horror bosses are lurking around… because Aethro wasn’t scary enough already. Who needs sleep anyway?

✈️ Immersive Aircraft
Airships, planes, and sky nonsense have arrived. Time to crash into mountains in style.

🔪 Butchery!
You can now lovingly dismantle your dinner. Please see the rules at the bottom of this post before you decide to reenact Texas Chainsaw Minecraft.

🖼️ Art Fixes
Paintings and Item Frames have been patched so they cause slightly less lag. Still ugly though.

🧍 Shrink!
Become pocket-sized. Finally, live out your ant cosplay dreams.

⚔️ Realm RPG
Quests now spawn randomly throughout the world. Expect to be sent on errands by weird strangers who don’t tip.

🛠️ Mod Updates
Everything has been dragged screaming into the latest 1.20.1 builds.

🌍 World Border Expansion
The border has been nudged outward, giving you more cursed lands to explore. Don’t blame us if you get lost.

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⚠️ Important Note on Butchery:
Don’t be a jackass with it. Keep things in good taste and respect server rules.