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Patch Notes

Patch Notes: Week 3!

🎉 Fatherhood Patch Notes – Week 3 🎉 This week we celebrate a major milestone: Dakota turned 7! From his wild sense of humor to his giant heart, he keeps us laughing, learning, and occasionally losing our minds (in the best way). We’re so proud of the kid he’s becoming, and grateful every day to be his dads. 💬 Personal Note: Even when he drives us nuts, Dakota’s kindness and love for others is something we treasure deeply. It’s a core feature we hope never fades. 🧡 Thanks for following along as w
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Friday Loadout

Friday Loadout - Week 1

Theme: “Stealth Mission: Failed” Primary Objective: Retrieve energy drink without triggering tiny alarms. Mission compromised by cereal avalanche. Dakota now asking existential questions at full volume. Paul’s Loadout Can of Liquid Respawn: Today’s flavor: Regretberry Blast (cracked open at 7:03 AM) Slide-Activated House Shoes: Grippy enough for spills. Not grippy enough for Lego ambushes Dad Cloak of Invisibility: Works until a child screams “DAD!” across three rooms Utility Shorts of Endles
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Blog

Welcome to the Gaymer Dad Series

Where fatherhood is an epic quest, and chaos always spawns with a co-op partner. Hey there, and welcome to the Gaymer Dad Series homepage — the official HQ for parenting on hard mode, powered by love, pixels, and way too many energy drinks. I’m Paul — gamer, husband, dad, and certified tank in both raids and real life. Alongside my husband Jack (our stealth-mode support class), we’re raising two high-energy kids and somehow still finding time to game, meme, and survive snack time. This series is
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