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Friday Loadout

Friday Loadout - Week 1

Theme: “Stealth Mission: Failed” Primary Objective: Retrieve energy drink without triggering tiny alarms. Mission compromised by cereal avalanche. Dakota now asking existential questions at full volume. Paul’s Loadout Can of Liquid Respawn: Today’s flavor: Regretberry Blast (cracked open at 7:03 AM) Slide-Activated House Shoes: Grippy enough for spills. Not grippy enough for Lego ambushes Dad Cloak of Invisibility: Works until a child screams “DAD!” across three rooms Utility Shorts of Endles
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